A football AU:
Attack on Tight End
I think we should institute the term “whyboyfriend” as a companion to “exboyfriend”. It could be a term used to describe exes you can’t understand why you even dated in the first place.
As a bonus, your current boyfriend could be called “ze boyfriend (honhonhon)” and then you’d have ex, why, and ze.
So I think it’s really awful that you have to periodically change your username and password on most sites. That’s like asking me to change my real name every year, including all the legal paperwork.